сумасшедший! Craziness

Alrighty, back again...

So, what happened this weekend? ...Went to a museum. There was a special exhibit featuring Ancient Egyptians and their gloriousness, it was actually pretty cool. After that, we went and ate some sweet food at an American restaurant. Best burger in Seoul! Big and juicy. This is where the story gets interesting... I know you were waiting for it... I saw you creeping to the edge of your seat... anticipating, no... yearning for some action/drama/suspense/thriller... horror? Anyway, Jomapin's girlfriend, Kristie, accidentally left her cell phone in the back seat of the taxi. We called it, several times it rang... no answer. After 4 minutes -max (seemed much longer), the cab driver answered it and the conversation started. He SAID he had just picked a customer up and was going (basically) to the farthest place from where we were in Seoul... like 45 minutes. Well, Kristie said that he could drop off his customer at his destination and come back this way when he was done - she'd wait. He said to call back in 5 minutes. She called back and he said he dropped him off in some werid location (not to his destination) and was coming to bring the phone. He wanted $50 now because he lost his customer... BS! That 5 minutes was to think of a lame story. He was like 2-3 miles away max when he answered the phone the first time. Anyway, Joshin and I were like... "don't give him $50, give him like $10 or $20... I'll (Brandon) stand in front of the car in case he tries to drive away, Jonathan will get inside the car and shake him down for being such a jerk... oh and make sure you get the phone first before giving him the money... " We had this whole scenario planned out determining if he wanted the money first before giving up the phone and vice versa. Well, the guy arrives and I stand in front of the car and the driver actually gets out of his cab... ha, back mistake my friend. He gives the phone back and wants $50... Jonathan hands out a $10. The guy is pissed and starts yelling at Kristie. Jonathan communicates that it's his money and she doesn't have any. I stand right next to the driver with my hoodie pulled over, trying to intimidate him. After much yelling from both parties, we give him $30 and he walks away. Joshin and Kristie said that if we weren't foreigners then this guy might have hit or pushed Kristie because of the whole "I'm older than you-- I demand respect and a bow" thing... most likely that didn't happen because maybe he knew foreigners don't swing that way and would have hit him back.... a Korean guy might have just stood there because the cab driver is older; therefore, correct in all his ways. Homie don't play like that. Anyway, that was a night.

Oh, so there's this Korean teacher at my school who asked me if I wanted to learn Korean, right? Anyway, she's totally sweet and cute.... (I mentioned this in a previous blog.) Anyway, the last couple weeks she has been buying me candy with little hand-written letters attached, and I've returned the favor a few times. She has also been texting me pretty regularly with things such as, "Have a nice day, NICE guy :)" & "I'm shy to talk to you.... let's talk later..." & "I'm shy of your blue eyes" lol - all these messages include like hearts and winks, etc... Another time, she texted me about forgetting her umbrella on a rainy day and said "we should talk sometime..." Well, I give her a call and bring her an umbrella... So, I walked with her to her bus stop and that was that. Then a couple days ago, she asked me if I wanted to go to an art exhibit this coming Saturday and I'm like yeaaah, for sure. Later that night she texted "SWEET DREAMS" with all these stars. lol --- SO, I'm thinking she likes me, right? Surely I'm not "reading into" anything... seems legit. WELL, today while I was scrounging for some books in the library, she brings me another bag full of goodies, and I'm thinking 'wow, she's really sweet.' --- She hands me the neatly wrapped candy and says, "My boyfriend made this for you." (((WHAT))) lol "Your boyfriend, huh (?) that's - so - niiiiice," I say with a freaked out smile. I'm thinking - what - the - heck - just - happened. I'm completely bamboozled. I sit there in the library, puzzled. I walk back to my room and offer my Korean teacher some of my awesome candy. She replied, "oh I have the same one, too!" I then ask what the note attached says. She said it said something like "Happy anniversary ___ and ___... blah, blah, blah.." I lost interest in the rest. Seems like the boyfriend sent them to all the teachers at my school and probably to all of Korea, who knows? Seems like a nice guy. Wow, what a shocker, huh? lol I sat there laughing for like 20 minutes about the entire situation and how it led up to THIS.

Yeah... what a crazy world. School here sucks - the workload and the given time is unrealistic. Sometimes I think of quitting, but other times I think I'm here for a reason and need to tough it out and figure what I'm doing wrong. Love the kids. Supervisors... not so much. Anyway...hope you all enjoy that one! Tomorrow is a holiday!

Schlakum

First off, I wanted to start out by figuring out how much I spend on food - right now, as we speak.

This next part might be kind of boring to you, but not for me!
So, I eat cereal for breakfast everyday, so each bowl (including milk) is probably around $0.75. I eat lunch everyday for free provided by the school, so M-F lunch money is n/a. During the week for dinner, I usually have cereal or a PB&J... mmm. Each of those sandwiches are around $1.50.
SO - from Monday's breakfast until Friday's lunch, I am spending about ~ $10-13 max. Purty good I would say.
Now the weekend is where this changes dramatically. Friday night's meals out with "Big Spender Jothin" are like $15 on average. Saturday morning is cereal and lunch might be around $10. Saturday night's meal might average $15 again. Sunday morning is cereal and lunch could be $10. Sunday night could be $10 or cereal or PB&J, so we'll just say $5 dinner.
So, I guess I'm averaging $75 on food a week. That sounds kind of high. I think this week might have been more about $100... I'll try to cut down on those expensive meals.

So, I got my first bill this week. It was for electricity, gas, and water. Since I only turn on the heat to use the shower, and rarely use the lights, my first monthly bill was $18! haha I've been checking my meter box against my next-door neighbors, and theirs outputs 3X's the amount of kilowatts than mine.... girls.

This Friday, Jopim, Kristie, and I went to this performance called, "Nanta" which was extremely humorous and entertaining. They actually pulled me on stage to help them. It was pretty sweet. Check out their website. We then went to eat at this place called, Butterfinger Pancakes, and their pancakes rival my favorite, Cracker Barrel.

One of Jo'm's friends are leaving Korea to voyage back home for a while, so we had dinner at this place called, Tutti Matti. I don't know if I mentioned this place in a previous blog, but an Australian owns it, and J and I were given a tour of the place by the owner, Locklin several weeks ago. Well, we finally go and check out his place and bring in some customers. Now, you've got to realize I live in Apgujeong... the richest part of Seoul (that does not mean I make huge wads of money, I just teach their children)... thus, the shops are expensive. I forgot the meal's name, but it was amazing Australian steak meat with noodles that was $27 + a $10 glass of house wine. So that was my most expensive meal so far in Seoul.
Later that night, we all went to a Jimjilbong. Jimjilbongs are known for saunas, massages, and overnight sleeping. The co-ed part (saunas) are clothed, but the separate facilities are bare booty.... anyway, it was sweet. I would tell you all about it, but I'm tired.

On Sunday, we went to this market, and I got a backpack... haha... wow this sounds totally boring. We did much more than this, but I don't feel like writing about it, sad day.

Korea is pretty sweet. The exchange rate kina stinks because when I do send money back, I'll lose about $300 to ever $1,000 I send.

Alright, someone leave a comment already.. .just so I know I'm not just writing this for fun, because fun is not allowed. Hope whoever (or whomever?) reads this is doing well!!

Slokes 'n bomes

Well, I guess I'm a little behind on the updates.
Last weekend, Jonathan, Kristie, another couple, and I went to the cherry blossom festival in Yoidi (a small island) in Seoul. On the way, we saw some police decked out in their full-riot gear regalia because of a transportation protest nearby. On this warm day, I decided to bust out my red bandanna for such an occasion. Anyway, as we walked by the riot police, I noticed many of them staring at me - I presumed my foreign fashion looked silly to them... so I stared back, unbeknownst to the reason for their watchful eyes! As we got closer to the protest, I noticed that all the protesters were wearing a little special something on their heads.... YES, a red bandanna! lol I have this entire thing on video, too - the stares, the realization, the laughter.
On Easter Sunday, we went to the Yoido Full Gospel Church, the largest Christian church in the Milk Way, what-what. Jonathan, Foster (a Canadian), and I, aboot, did the cherry blossom walk again and threw the ole foosball around.

This weekend, I went to Costco and E-Mart and bought some stuff, including my first frying pan! I can now almost make spaghetti (I just need a pot to boil the noodles). I am planning on buying a convection oven soon so I will be able to bake cookies and lasagna. I also bought a dresser and other knick-knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone.
Yesterday, I also bought some draino stuff at E-Mart because the drain in my bathroom sink was slowly draining. I let it work its magic, and then when I pushed down on the "drainer-majig," the entire pipe under the sink collapse and the best smelling stuff made its debut. It was splendid. I relieved the pipes of its clog - hair and gunk basically. My next-door neighbor, who works with me, had the same problem, and she said the landlord replaced all the pipes in her bathroom, so... here's to hoping.

Oh, a Korean teacher at my school will soon be teaching me 'the language' starting in May. As of right now, I can read it, but usually have no idea what it says.

I'll post pics and videos when I have time. Such a busy bee in KO-rea. Oh, here's my cell phone number: (806) 589-0127. Since it is a Lubbock area code, it won't cost any of you Me-gooks (Americans) a thing, only me... remember I'm 14 hours ahead.

List

So here's what I did this week:

-Went to a Korean Folk Village (Korean life 150 odd years ago). It was pretty interesting.
-Walked around the "Great Wall of Korea", ha not really known by that name, but it was a massive, long fortified wall
-Had a sweet meal on the floor
-Visited the biggest (member) church in the world: 650,000 members? They had special headsets that were translated into English, Russian, Japanese, French, Spanish, and perhaps Vietnamese... no love for my Germans
-Went to this sweet aquarium where I saw Nemo, Dora, and that totally rad Turtle
-Damaged North Korea's missile with my slingshot

I'll post pics lata... peace

Discovery

"This week Wild on E! host, Brandon Moore, travels to Seoul!..." jk. Old aspiration I once had, then again, I am traveling the world - just a little differently.

Anywho, this week I have almost the whole Korean alphabet down (pronunciation, and writing), and actually bought a study book with Jothin's assistance. It came to my attention early this week that I would be getting a new Korean assistant teacher in my room. The one I currently have (until Tuesday) is leaving because the commute is much too long. I've already met and been working with my new one (Michelle) this whole past week.

On Thursday, I got to skip some of my classes, :P and drop by a hospital to take my medical exam. That went swimmingly. You know, being one of the tallest people in Korea is funny. There's not too many people 6 ft or taller here. If I were a mere 3 inches taller, I would undoubtedly be the tallest person ever to have walked on this Asian soil. I'm probably exaggerating just a tad, but, nah... it's probably true.

I still don't own any pots or pans, a microwave, or an oven (or toaster oven for that matter) - ooh, those are luxuries. I DID; however, find some American light brown sugar and vanilla (to make my cookies). I also purchased some spices so that when I DO get some pots, I will be able to cook some spaghetti and other junk. In recent weeks, the Korean milk industry has seen significant profits since I immigrated in. I'm their biggest consumer. Of course, they don't sell milk in gallons, so I have been purchasing around 5 one-fourth gallons a week. So, for you mathematician genius faces out there, that's like... 3.1415 "loads" of milk per week.

About 15 minutes have passed now because I just heard someone screaming bloody murder close by. I've heard it a few times before, but brushed it off as a tv or someone playing around. This time I went out of my apartment and it was coming from the next apartment. It was wild! I rang the doorbell and the screaming suddenly dissipated. I waited a few seconds, and then knocked on the door. I then hear a weeping sound, and a door inside slams shut. Pretty freaky. I went downstairs, found a couple Korean ladies, and communicated my message with gestures. They came up and rang the bell. I gestured if we needed to call someone (I don't know who or what number to dial). After a couple minutes they departed. Called Jothin, he gave me the number to call the police... called them, they didn't speak English... Jothin got his friend to call and tell them the scoop. The police just came and rang both my and the "perp's" bell. They asked me if I was alone and said goodbye while the "perp" opened their door and the police went in and talked for 10 minutes or more. I guess that's that. UPDATE: I just now saw them walk out again. They must have been in there 30 minutes. Jonathan called me and the police said that it was a mother and daughter arguing. I don't know about that... sounded pretty intense.

Wow, what a turn in my story. Well, I guess I'll just cut it off here. What an ADVENTURE you'll have living in Korea... Y'all come back now, ya hear?

Well, week 2 and the weekend are now over. My classes are progressively getting easier to manage... I've organized all my classes, etc... into a binder - much better. Actually, demands are still pretty high and unrealistic at school, and every Friday there is a foreign teacher's meeting including the Korean principal and 2 other Korean supervisors. This is when all the teachers vent, big time. Even the vets that worked here last year were saying how much more stressful this year is in regards to duties and expectations in the time we are given. The Korean supervisors keep piling it on and that's not gonna cut it. ha It's like I'm in a union; us versus the Koreans- it sounds bad, but this is what hagwons are like. Korean private schools are run like businesses (people with degrees in business, not education)... trying to milk you dry so they can get there money's worth out of you. Jonathan and all of his friends have said the same thing... you just have to say no sometimes or they'll just keep piling it above the brim.

Anyway, I've attached some pictures of my apartment. Today, I did my first load of laundry - water flooded the room, then I realized the hose (to release the water) wasn't even hooked up properly ((shakes head)). I'm still waiting for them to install an A/C - it'll be getting warmer soon, and the tv doesn't work either... I'm timing it.

Yesterday, Jonathan and I (other peeps) went to this really cool Taekwondo performance (They were all 3rd degree blackbelts). I WISH I would have brought my camcorder - it was pretty sweet. They choreographed fighting scenes, broke wooden planks, bricks, etc... The guy that took us (Metari?) is from Ghana and is a 6th degree blackbelt and teaches classes in Seoul.

I almost understand all of the Korean letters, except for a few combination letters. Anywho... watching a movie and then it's on to looking over some lesson plans, peace!

Speaking of Endurance...

So Monday was the first day of school, and let me tell you... I'm not sure if any one has ever been, as overwhelmed to say the least, to the degree as I was on my first day of teaching.
I was thrown into a chaotic whirlpool of erratic Koreans.

Since I was late and missed the 1 1/2 week orientation/observation/prep time, I was being handed papers left and right while being told what needs to be done for each class, each day, each week, each month, etc... and this is while I am trying to teach (really?.. teaching!?) a class called Leadership or Good Neighbors or Theme in which I wasn't even aware of the objective or know really where to begin. I was being told that I needed lesson plans turned in on Fridays, personal communication letters sent home thrice a week, monthly newsletters, and monthly phone calls. On top of all this, I'm trying to communicate my need for reimbursement for a flight to Houston for my visa, my relocation allowance, set up a Korean bank account, learn names of all the people these other people are telling me to speak with....AH! During my short breaks of people walking in and out of my room (while I'm supposed to be teaching), I'm trying to become aware of class procedures and routines on my own. I was on the brink... the edge of it all, wavering like Superman's cape in a bizarro world of education.

Well, the first week of school has now ended and... wow what a "unique" school (hagwon). Expectations at this school are high, and realistically, they are undoubtedly unrealistic. For example, on Thursday afternoons I will be teaching GT science with 9 students (ages range from 4-5 American years). Now at this point, the only thing I knew about the class is the name. I have not been given a head's up to what the class mission/goal/objective might be. Around 10:30am, one of the Korean supervisors hands me a couple of books and a blank lesson plan sheet. She wants to be describe what the class is designed to do, what we will be generally doing throughout the year, as well as plan out the next 2 months worth of lesson plans - type them out - and have them ready to send home with the students (to show their parents) at the end of the day... yeaaah riiight. At this point, I am still trying to grasp my other duties and comprehend the lessons of my core classes. I readily say that the expectation for me to turn in quality work given such short notice is impossible. Man, I was bewildered that she would even ask that of any teacher. We (the foreign teachers) later had a meeting about these unrealistic expectations and that these short notices were impractical.

Anywho, we left that day, and I was able to get to know my fellow teachers (Foreign English teachers) as we blew off some steam and relaxed at a nearby restaurant called Two Two Chicken. I am the only guy teacher... what a shock, right? Actually there are a lot of guys who do teach English with the prek - elementary level here, just not currently at my school.

Yesterday, we (Jothin, me, friends) went to a pot-luck party. I made my homemade cookies with whatever ingredients that were available. The brown sugar and vanilla were very different, sooo they tasted way different. People seemed to enjoy them however.

Anywho... I'm about to leave to catch a subway and meet little brother... My next post will include pics of my apartment... I've been really bad regarding taking pictures... I usually forget to bring my camera!